About the Relle

Born and raised in Auckland, New Zealand I was nearing my completion of the tried and true steps to becoming an adult. University? check! Job of 2 years? Check! Living independently away from home? Check! Ready for something more challenging and a whole lot bigger than Auckland, I moved to Berlin in April 2010. As a Kiwi, avoiding an OE is about as unlikely as Tom Cruise converting to sanity, although choosing Berlin made for a pretty bold move. Not being ready for adulthood and frightened by the multitude of friends marrying and contemplating children..it was time to gap. Armed with very little comprehension of the German language but a big yearning for all things unknown we set off on one big year adventure. I aim to provide insight into life on the other side and hopefully convince all those doubtful kids out there that you can conquer Berlin!


20 August 2010

Amsterdam part 2..

Continuing on from Amsterdam (which feels like forever ago) we explored the streets, embraced the space cakes and wore suspicious looking emergency raincoats when it bucketed down with rain on our Red Light tour.

I'm not about to make public our naughty indulgences while in Amsterdam.  However, I will share interesting facts about the 'lady's' themselves.  The one's that like to know the logic behind everything and how everything works like  me will appreciate:)
My collaboration of Red Light District facts I learnt while while on 'Randy Roy's Red Light Tour':
  1. Do they pay rent? If so how much is it?  They each have their own landlord and pay rent like any other human being.  The rooms are below residential/business property and are owned by the government.  Rent is about 100euro per day in which case there may be 3 girls sharing the shifts throughout the day.  The cost with the girls is 50euro/15minutes.  Apparently no guys really even last so the really good girls can overlap time and make heaps of money.  I would assume at this stage that from the tone 'Randy Roy' was pro-prostitution.
  2. How dangerous is it for the girls?  Every room has a panic button and every corner a siren in case of an misconduct or foul play.
  3. Why is it legal?  They pay tax, which is how Amsterdam can 'legalize' having lady's on the streets.  They make stacks of cash outta these girls!
  4. What goes on in there?  It's not always naughty business that goes on in the booths.  An e.g given on our tour was of Mr 30-something who requested him and his 'lady' sit at opposite sides of the room, one by one she rolled him marbles.  Apparently this was enough and he left really satisfied, a weird and wonderful Amsterdam story brought to you by me 'Miss naive', who up until this point has presumed all the men strolling the district were animals hunting down prey and now realizes that some of the men may possibly be psychotic as well!  
  5. Are the daytime ones cheaper because unbearable to look at?  Every girl is the same price whether they look like a hot librarian or like a terrible version of Kirsty Allie before she lost all that weight.
I hope you enjoyed this valuable learning experience:)

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